Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Let's get the cat blown out
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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