:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
His nipple licking is glorious
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