I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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