It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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