Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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