I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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