I want to stick my p in your. b.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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