in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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