Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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