She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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