Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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