with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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