just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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