how do flat chested girls get laid?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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