this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
