Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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