ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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