Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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