I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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