OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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