You're my little dorito
This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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