What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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