I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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