And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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