This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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