Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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