so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
that's an acceptable place to lick
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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