yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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