she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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