So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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