I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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