if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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