if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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