Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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