yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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