ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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