Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Your penis caused this!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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