when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Randomize
