The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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