was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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