Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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