at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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