I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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