So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
