i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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