If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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