i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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