her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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