College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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