Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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That's how twitter works, right?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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