Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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