Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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