do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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