Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
