dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The beer is more important than you right now.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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