please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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