You work out of a Hotel?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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