I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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